1. A good reputation is better than a fat bank account.Your death date tells more than your birth date.
2. You learn more at a funeral than at a feast—After all, that’s where we’ll end up. We might discoversomething from it.
3. Crying is better than laughing.It blotches the face but it scours the heart.
4. Sages invest themselves in hurt and grieving.Fools waste their lives in fun and games.
5. You’ll get more from the rebuke of a sageThan from the song and dance of fools.
6. The giggles of fools are like the crackling of twigsUnder the cooking pot. And like smoke.
7. Brutality stupefies even the wiseAnd destroys the strongest heart.
8. Endings are better than beginnings.Sticking to it is better than standing out.
9. Don’t be quick to fly off the handle.Anger boomerangs. You can spot a fool by the lumps on his head.
10. Don’t always be asking, “Where are the good old days?”Wise folks don’t ask questions like that.
11-12. Wisdom is better when it’s paired with money,Especially if you get both while you’re still living.Double protection: wisdom and wealth!Plus this bonus: Wisdom energizes its owner.
13. Take a good look at God’s work.Who could simplify and reduce Creation’s curves and anglesTo a plain straight line?
14. On a good day, enjoy yourself;On a bad day, examine your conscience.God arranges for both kinds of daysSo that we won’t take anything for granted.
15-17. I’ve seen it all in my brief and pointless life—here a good person cut down in the middle of doing good, there a bad person living a long life of sheer evil. So don’t knock yourself out being good, and don’t go overboard being wise. Believe me, you won’t get anything out of it. But don’t press your luck by being bad, either. And don’t be reckless. Why die needlessly?